“do they have girls in Mississippi?” “yes, why?” “well because its called MISSissippi….so they do have girls there.”

Me: “Look, Rachel, the moon is really full.”

Rachel: “Why? Because it ate a lot of dinner?”

“Daddy, when you and Mommy got married, was she the Bride and were you the Group?”

Rachel was singing a song that she heard at the reception tonight..sort of. It went like this: “ba ba ba booger face ba ba booger face”