Emily, pointing to the smoke detector in her room: “Is Santa watching all of us?”
Rachel lost a tooth today.
Emily: “Mommy, the Tooth Fairy is going to give her a new tooth!”
The other day, when we came out to go to school, there was condensation on the windows of the car. I cleared off the front windows, but not the back. When we got to school, Emily said to me, “Why is it so blurry outside today?”
Emily: Daddy, I used to wear a diaper when I was a baby.
Me: Are you still a baby?
Emily: No! I’m a person!
Emily: Daddy, when we go to the doctor, we have to go in the alligator?
Me: you mean elevator?